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Disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.
Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment
Disappointment by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009

Disappointment island 

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over
After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

Dissapointment 

when you run into a wall, while you have a boner, and break your nose.
1: why is David at the hospital?

2: it was a major dissapointment, really...
Dissapointment by JaegerBooty October 3, 2016

Disappointment 

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.
My definition got rejected. I feel mass disappointment.

Disappointment 

What my mother calls me when I get a B on my geometry test before she makes me sleep outside
Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.

*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*

*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
Disappointment by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018

Disappointment 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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