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Dirty Vanessa 

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.

Dirty Vanessa 

Loves to suck dick and play men.
Trust me I know her type she’s a dirty Vanessa

dirty vanessa 

dirty bitch, that gets ass fucked in the back of a dumpster
hey do you want a dirty vanessa tonight? im feeling pretty hard
dirty vanessa by supitsspicer May 18, 2018

Dirty Vanessa

When a woman gets aroused by pooping at work, and asks a male colleague to clean her unwipped butt hole with the left over pita bread from lunch
Man lunch was so good today! I hope I can get a Dirty Vanessa situation later this afternoon
Dirty Vanessa by Marktaro December 8, 2025
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