Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.

Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!

by LightningWizard June 11, 2019

dirty squid

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.

Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!

by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

dirty squidnney

a girl with a passion and addiction to tentacle porn

Damn that dirty squidnney is straight masturbating to the octopus

by hahaimgay April 15, 2020

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 3, 2010

Dirty Squidnney

a girl who has an awkward interest in tentacle porn and takes it to the zoo exhibits.

Dude, do you see that dirty squidnney straight masturbating to the squids?

by hahaimgay April 15, 2020