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Dirty Squid 

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.
Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!
Dirty Squid by LightningWizard June 11, 2019
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dirty squid 

A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.
Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!
dirty squid by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

Dirty Squidward 

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

dirty squidnney 

a girl with a passion and addiction to tentacle porn
Damn that dirty squidnney is straight masturbating to the octopus
dirty squidnney by hahaimgay April 15, 2020

dirt squid 

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses
Aaron voss you are a dirt squid
dirt squid by joeynomercy February 3, 2010

Dirty Squidnney 

a girl who has an awkward interest in tentacle porn and takes it to the zoo exhibits.
Dude, do you see that dirty squidnney straight masturbating to the squids?
Dirty Squidnney by hahaimgay April 15, 2020
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