Dirty Spider

A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"

by chaosxcv August 9, 2018

dirty spider

a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.

dirty spider all over my face......awesome!!!!!

by joey-t December 5, 2003

dirty spider

when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.

yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.

by Tony Flores September 26, 2006

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

by raudi933 September 11, 2010

Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"

Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair

by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

dirty spiderhole

The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.

Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back.

by JUberstinkmaster May 13, 2005