dirty snake 

shove you dick in your girlfriends ass move your dick so it is an inch of her asshole showing then she shits all over everything

i gave my girlfriend a dirty snake

dirty snake by ZMr.cock weasle September 4, 2010

Dirty Snake 

You just analed a chick, and then she finishes the job using her mouth, unbeknownst to the fact that there's poop residue allover the dick.

Girl: I'll finish the job using my mouth

Boy: Okay! ;) *snickers*
Girl: Somethin' taste like SHIT!
Boy: You just received a Dirty Snake ;)

Dirty Snake by Danny Duck January 2, 2012

Dirty Snake 

A member of a club that lives in west SB. A Dirty Snake lives in the projects of west SB. They fight with other club members of the Stew Cat's.

"Those Dirty Snakes own The Double P. don't they Johnny?"
" They sure do"

Dirty Snake by anonymousDS December 28, 2005

The Dirty Snake 

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.

"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

The Dirty Snake by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

Snake a dirty whore 

To fornicate with a skanky, white-trash female.

My girlfriend is outta town, I need to snake a dirty whore.

I'd like to snake that dirty whore judy all night!

Snake a dirty whore by lc37034 August 17, 2008

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking out a dirt snake by viviris April 14, 2010

dirt snake 

A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.

1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.

2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.

dirt snake by jhawkin3 August 11, 2009