dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person

Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet

by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016

dirty skeet

Dirty Skeet refers to a young mischievous and unhygienic individual.
It derives from the word Skitter, which older men or women would call a young mischievous boy or girl.

Over time Skeet replaced Skitter and Dirty Skeet came about from children coming back home unclean from playing outside.

Where's Martin?
Oh he's upstairs washing his hands, they were filthy.

He's a wee Dirty Skeet.

by Pedro Niños April 5, 2016

dirty skeebs

When a guy knocks up a random older woman in his buddies trundle bed.

Look at that old broad, she’s cruising for a dirty skeebs.....

by Awkie December 28, 2019

Dirty Sheets

N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.

2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.

1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.

by ILuhYaJustinBeiber March 15, 2015

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009