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dirty sandwich 

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.
"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"
dirty sandwich by Titsmcgrit June 29, 2011
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Dirty Sandwich 

A sandwich that is just simply amazing. It may have everything on it or hardly anything at all. Usually used when a person is very focused on eating at the time.
guy 1: I'm so hungry.
guy 2: Yeah me to, I'm gonna make a dirty sandwich and grub.
Dirty Sandwich by Dave Gonzo January 4, 2008

dirty sandwich 

A term used to describe something that it is bad, that sucks, is unclean, unfair, etx.
Dude #1: Dude, my game crashed and I 15% EXP!!
Dude #2: Dirty sandwich.
dirty sandwich by Zenel June 13, 2005

Dirty sandwich 

2 friends in Myrtle Beach. 1 has a girl friend other just wants to get his rocks off ..Friend shows up with hooker & the gf of rentened room throws sandwiches at hooker.
Wes gf made him a sandwich & chad showes up with a hooker. Wes sandwich became a "DIRTY SANDWICH " after it hit the face of the dirty hooker

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.
Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

Dirty Clam Sandwich 

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole
Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich 

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
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