dirty sandwich

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.

"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"

by Titsmcgrit June 29, 2011

dirty sandwich

A term used to describe something that it is bad, that sucks, is unclean, unfair, etx.

Dude #1: Dude, my game crashed and I 15% EXP!!
Dude #2: Dirty sandwich.

by Zenel June 13, 2005

Dirty Sandwich

A sandwich that is just simply amazing. It may have everything on it or hardly anything at all. Usually used when a person is very focused on eating at the time.

guy 1: I'm so hungry.
guy 2: Yeah me to, I'm gonna make a dirty sandwich and grub.

by Dave Gonzo January 4, 2008

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

Dirty Clam Sandwich

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole

Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

by m_steph55 July 27, 2010

Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.

Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut

My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...

by mikethejerk March 29, 2017