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The act of excreting fecal matter in or around a females pussy, then having vaginal sex until it is smeared thoughourly and crusts over, then proced to eat pussy. It is the ultimite form of flattery in the Crozet islands.

"I was forced to give a dirty sandwhich for shop lifting at a gift shop in the Crozet islands"

dirty sandwhich by The Dirty Sandwhich November 7, 2007

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dirty sandwich

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.

"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"

dirty sandwich by Titsmcgrit June 29, 2011

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Dirty Sandwich

A sandwich that is just simply amazing. It may have everything on it or hardly anything at all. Usually used when a person is very focused on eating at the time.

guy 1: I'm so hungry.
guy 2: Yeah me to, I'm gonna make a dirty sandwich and grub.

Dirty Sandwich by Dave Gonzo January 4, 2008

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dirty sandwich

A term used to describe something that it is bad, that sucks, is unclean, unfair, etx.

Dude #1: Dude, my game crashed and I 15% EXP!!
Dude #2: Dirty sandwich.

dirty sandwich by Zenel June 13, 2005

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Dirty sandwich

2 friends in Myrtle Beach. 1 has a girl friend other just wants to get his rocks off ..Friend shows up with hooker & the gf of rentened room throws sandwiches at hooker.

Wes gf made him a sandwich & chad showes up with a hooker. Wes sandwich became a "DIRTY SANDWICH " after it hit the face of the dirty hooker

Dirty sandwich by Lindafaye&zepplun June 16, 2023

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dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

dirty snatch sandwich by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

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Dirty Clam Sandwich

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole

Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

Dirty Clam Sandwich by m_steph55 July 27, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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