dirty sal
A sexual act involving mustard and a tranny. Usually takes place in a massage parlor but you have to bring your own mustard.
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Dirty Salazar
The act of fisting a persons ass followed by back-handing him/her in the face with with your poopy knuckles.
I was fisting this girls ass last night and she turned into a real bitch, so i gave her the 'ol dirty salazar. It was magnificent.
Dirty Salazar by i.run.over.senior.citizens. December 18, 2011
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dirty salmon
A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.
Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
dirty salmon by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011
dirty salad
dirty salad by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020
Dirty Salad Bar
When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
Dirty Salad Bar by Meehoobee November 30, 2009
Dirty Salesi
The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday
Dirty Salesi by PolishMachine June 3, 2019
Dirty Salem
When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
Dirty Salem by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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