dirty sal 

A sexual act involving mustard and a tranny. Usually takes place in a massage parlor but you have to bring your own mustard.

Hey, what are you going to get a massage?

I'm going to get a dirty Sal. Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?

dirty sal by Feisty M August 24, 2018

Dirty Salazar 

The act of fisting a persons ass followed by back-handing him/her in the face with with your poopy knuckles.

I was fisting this girls ass last night and she turned into a real bitch, so i gave her the 'ol dirty salazar. It was magnificent.

Dirty Salazar by i.run.over.senior.citizens. December 18, 2011

dirty salmon 

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

dirty salmon by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

dirty salad 

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.

I had some of that dirty salad earlier.

dirty salad by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

Dirty Salad Bar 

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.

(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)

Dirty Salad Bar by Meehoobee November 30, 2009

Dirty Salesi 

The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday

Dude I can’t believe he pulled the Dirty Salesi on us bro

Dirty Salesi by PolishMachine June 3, 2019

Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.

Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat

Dirty Salem by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020