Zak

Can never find his keys

Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no! It’s probably Zaks keys

by Comeeatmebroo November 26, 2018

Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.

Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat

by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020