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Dirty Roommate 

When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.
"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."
Dirty Roommate by Vanoc March 12, 2010

Dirty Rooster 

When you fuck a bitch in the ass, get shit dick, then ram your cock down her throat forcing her to gag and make a sound like a fucked up rooster's crow.
I gave my bitch the dirty rooster last night and the cunt puked all over my fuckin bed!!!
Dirty Rooster by PV2 Cigarette December 21, 2008

dirty roop 

A method to throw hot indian food in the eyes of your gf/bf, rubbing curry on the outside of your condom and doing analsex and belly-dance at the same time
Girl 1: Why do you scratch your ass the whole time?
Girl 2: He did the dirty roop last light :/
Girl 3: Oof
dirty roop by germantimothy November 23, 2021

Dirty Rook 

The sexual act of inserting two fingers into another’s guys anus and then sucking on said fingers
It was crazy last night! I did the dirty rook to him!
Dirty Rook by Ichism November 30, 2021

Dirty Rook 

The act of having deep sensual sex with men that go by the name Matthew or Kanha.
Man that was a crazy dirty rook!!!
Dirty Rook by c u m y u m April 26, 2022

Dirty Rooster 

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
Dirty Rooster by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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