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The act of crapping on a womans vagina after she passes out, and leaving it for her to discover in the morning, but not before photographing it.

Man i gave that bitch a rotten dirty person.

dirty person by The Fonz December 28, 2004

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Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.

Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.

Dirt Person by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019

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Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

Dirt person by Mtg187 September 18, 2022

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Dirt person

A person of disgusting and foul nature not to be respected

Larry is such a dirt person we shouldn't hangout with him anymore

Dirt person by Mtg187 October 21, 2022

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Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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