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dirty peen
A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.
dirty peen by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021
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dirty pee • dirty peen • Dirty Peewee • Dirty Banana Peel • pee ditty • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty
Dirty Peewee
Dirty Peewee by RootyMcTooty June 11, 2020
pee ditty
1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.
Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
2. A song sung about urinating.
Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.
pee ditty by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014
Dirty Banana Peel
When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.
The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel
Dirty Banana Peel by Reg Dunlop January 6, 2009
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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