I was
taking a piss in the boys room
the other day and the man at
the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.
Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.