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The cops found "dirty pee" on me!
dirty pee by Xavier L. June 8, 2004
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dirty peen 

A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.
Me and dirty peen are going to the 24h shop to go swing our 12 inch nobs on all the KA drinks
dirty peen by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021

Dirty Peewee 

Skinny white kid with a nerdy voice that vapes and finger bangs his friends girlfriends
There goes Dirty Peewee with my girlfriend again.
Dirty Peewee by RootyMcTooty June 11, 2020

pee ditty 

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.
I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

Dirty Banana Peel 

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.
The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel
Dirty Banana Peel by Reg Dunlop January 6, 2009
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