dirty musky
when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in
dirty musky by manboobguy November 23, 2007
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dirty muskee
A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.
dirty muskee by pooba August 10, 2006
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Dirty Muskie
A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.
Dirty Muskie by jnpd9 June 26, 2006
Dirty Muskie
Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.
Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.
Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
Dirty Muskie by johnny the angler October 21, 2008
Dirty Musket
A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Dirty Musket by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
dirty musket
The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
dirty musket by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007
Dirty Musk
When a dude shits in another dudes mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he busts a load down the dude’s throat making them vomit all over the other guy’s dick and nuts.
Dave: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like coconut fudge.
David: Nah man that’s shit and cum still stuck in there from the Dirty Musk the Rocket Man last night.
Dave: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like coconut fudge.
David: Nah man that’s shit and cum still stuck in there from the Dirty Musk the Rocket Man last night.
David: Man I bent over and was getting totally railed when X said he was about to nut, I turned around but he gave me a Dirty Musk instead.
Dirty Musk by ChrisCage13 March 7, 2025
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