dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

by pooba August 10, 2006

Dirty Muskie

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.

That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie

by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

Dirty Muskie

Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.

Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.

by johnny the angler October 21, 2008

Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!

by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007

dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007