dirty monk 

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

dirty monk by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

The Dirty Monk by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022

Dirty Holly Monk

A girl whos really slutty yet no one actually wants her. Shes also colossal

"Yo my ex girl was lowkey a slut.. she a dirty holly monk lowkey"
"eww thats nasty bruv"

Dirty Holly Monk by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024

Dirty Monkey Bomb 

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

Dirty Monkey Bomb by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

Dirty Monkey by Spainard October 23, 2011

dirty monkey

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.

"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"

dirty monkey by Big City January 1, 2009

Dirty Monkey

When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.

Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.

Dirty Monkey by kissMYbutt February 25, 2003