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Dirty Millie 

When you take someone upstairs at 5am and shag them LOUDLY with a house full of people!
I pulled a dirty millie on New Year’s Eve and now I regret it
Dirty Millie by Bigbattysecrets April 16, 2020

DIRTY MILLIE 

when your in a car with a woman and she says stop in this car park so I can fuck you on camera
"Mate, got in a taxi last night and the driver was fit as fuck. Got home and realised I lost my wallet, had to offer her a dirty millie instead"
DIRTY MILLIE by obobo September 17, 2020

Dirty Mollie 

The physical embodiment of the word "Perfection". She loves to be kissed, bitten and pinned down by her daddy 🙃 Psychotically kinky and I love it.
Dirty Mollie by Powermyster June 2, 2020

Dirty Mellissa 

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".
Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

DIRTY MILLIE 

When your in a taxi and you haven't got any money so the taxi driver say "don't worry you can just fuck me instead on camera"
"Gave this taxi driver dude a dirty millie last night"
DIRTY MILLIE by obobo September 17, 2020

dirty mollie 

When two women are sexually pushing their hands into each other’s breasts and genitals in a bath
“Oh last night was rough my girlfriend gave me a ‘dirty mollie’”
dirty mollie by ᴍɪᴀ April 19, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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