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dirty michaela 

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name
"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"
dirty michaela by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020
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Dirty Michael 

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'
Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Dirty Michael 

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.
That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

Dirty Michael 

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.
Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao
Dirty Michael by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Dirty Michael 

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

Dirty Michael Hill 

Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.
Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!
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