dirty michaela

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name

"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"

by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020

Strum-pet

To play the furry banjo with hamster plectrum; to rub a pet rodent on a vagina

Hey, Rufus, why don't you get your little sister's hamster and you can strum-pet me?

by sheepfish13 February 25, 2012

Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge

Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight

by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012