dirty marcus

a horse cock that makes milf’s go crazy

friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus

friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus

by marcus lemire June 7, 2020

dirty marcus

It's a floppy boy that's stinky

Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus

by shadowfolfy July 9, 2024

Dirty Marius

A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

by Mankey_yeet April 14, 2020

Dirty Marcos

A person who jerks off in other peoples closets as a career.

"I want to be a dirty Marcos when I grow up"

by Joenuts567 May 13, 2021

Dirty Marcos

When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome

I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos

by jowl1239 June 19, 2021

Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020

Dirtymarcus

The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen

No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus

by slumpgod orange pussy licker May 6, 2023