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dirty marley 

the act of grabbing jogser, sticking a carrot up his bum, then calling vekz and calj to come and cum on his face while he screams. everyone has a hard on.
"they went up to Notcutts and did a dirty marley"
dirty marley by VeKz W October 19, 2020

Dirty Marley 

In the act of performing oral sex on a person with with public dreadlocks, the receiver places a small amount of cocaine (or a "bump") on their genitals above their dreadlocks so the person performing fellatio or cunninlingus is able to do the drug while performing oral sex.
Hey bro did you have sex with Trebor yesterday?

No bro I gave him a Dirty Marley.
Dirty Marley by dortan August 24, 2018

Dirty O'Malley

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
Dirty O'Malley by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008

dirty Brayden Mapley 

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
dirty Brayden Mapley by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.
On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.
dirty O'Malley by 50quidaday August 20, 2009

Dirty O'Malley

When you finger blast a girl on her period then flick the blood on her face giving her blood freckles.
He gave her a Dirty O'Malley and made an Irish woman out of her.
Dirty O'Malley by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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