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dirty marley 

the act of grabbing jogser, sticking a carrot up his bum, then calling vekz and calj to come and cum on his face while he screams. everyone has a hard on.
"they went up to Notcutts and did a dirty marley"
dirty marley by VeKz W October 19, 2020

Dirty Marley 

In the act of performing oral sex on a person with with public dreadlocks, the receiver places a small amount of cocaine (or a "bump") on their genitals above their dreadlocks so the person performing fellatio or cunninlingus is able to do the drug while performing oral sex.
Hey bro did you have sex with Trebor yesterday?

No bro I gave him a Dirty Marley.
Dirty Marley by dortan August 24, 2018

Dirty O'Malley

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
Dirty O'Malley by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008

dirty Brayden Mapley 

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.
dirty Brayden Mapley by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.
On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.
dirty O'Malley by 50quidaday August 20, 2009

Dirty O'Malley

When you finger blast a girl on her period then flick the blood on her face giving her blood freckles.
He gave her a Dirty O'Malley and made an Irish woman out of her.