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taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing A dirty Kolby

dirty kolby by Dark98 October 12, 2019

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Dirty kolby

Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby

Dirty kolby by Patriotic heroin April 22, 2022

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Dirty Kelby

The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

Dirty Kelby by Valero1 December 18, 2013

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Dirty Korbyn

He is awesome and Is FRIENDS with hudson. He Has A body count of 69million

woah i just pulled a dirty korbyn

Dirty Korbyn by korkluver78 February 2, 2022

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Dirty koby

A sex move where your partner vomits on your male appendage then uses the vomit for lube to peform anal

Yea we did the dirty koby last night to make my asshole slippery

Dirty koby by Concee October 27, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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