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dirty kelvin

A dirty Kelvin is when you whip out your enormous penis and bitch slap hoes with that huge pipe.
“Omg I just got a dirty kelvin, my teeth almost got knocked to the back of my throat”
dirty kelvin by Yellow raccoon February 26, 2022

dirty kelton 

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep
What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined
dirty kelton by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

dirty kelton 

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh
What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton
dirty kelton by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

Dirty Keivon 

When the repetition of an action becomes painful
I was with my boyfriend last night and he did me like a Dirty Keivon.

dirty kelron 

The act of kissing a black man with a very white penis on the butt cheeks for a small amount of money
I met a man named Gatson outside the pizza store and I gave him a dirty kelron
dirty kelron by AFC.CFA.FCA October 26, 2020

dirty kalvon

A dirty kalvon is where you rail a Mexican or Latina
Omg I tried a dirty kalvon and I was so shocked it was amazing
dirty kalvon by Privot October 30, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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