A friend who leaves the homie to have fun with his girl. Typically the wanna be black person in the group, usually light skinned. Plays 2k every day. Has a bad tan line.
When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".
Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squidjigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"
In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).