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dirty javon 

A friend who leaves the homie to have fun with his girl. Typically the wanna be black person in the group, usually light skinned. Plays 2k every day. Has a bad tan line.
Defined : dirty javon thinks he’s black but really is white.

Dirty jaedon 

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".
Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"
Dirty jaedon by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

dirty jahvon 

non common ass name dirty jahvon shall now be to eat ass with ice cubes. that’s it.
“babe tonight let’s do the dirty jahvon.”

“okay.”

Dirty Jaeson 

In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.
“Man, did you hear about the recent Dirty Jaeson
Dirty Jaeson by FuckoFaggot April 16, 2020

Dirty jevon 

The lewd act of calculating how many full grown raccoon's one can fit in their own rectum
that guy tried to do the dirty jevon trying putting full grown raccoon's in his hole
Dirty jevon by Rongway November 1, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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