dirty jacek 

the act of a little polish Jew getting off to his down syndrome uncle who is pined against the pizza oven in ASK Italian makes his uncle eat a pizza covered in his spunk.

i did a Dirty Jacek yesterday

dirty jacek by rdyugyiu March 5, 2025

Dirty Jack 

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

Dirty Jack by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

Dirty Jace 

When a man covers his dick with toothpaste and proceeds to brush a girl's teeth.

Person 1: Dude I gave her a Dirty Jace last night.
Person 2: "Sweet."

Dirty Jace by dopetits May 7, 2009

Dirty Jack 

The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner

“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”

Dirty Jack by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018

Dirty Jack 

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

Dirty Jack by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Dirty Jack 

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack

Dirty Jack by weifowjcnvs April 25, 2020

Dirty jack 

The act of Being sucked off while you play with a girls ass like bongos

I have her a dirty jack last night

Dirty jack by Melonsssss April 29, 2020