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Dirty Hanson 

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
Dirty Hanson by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him
"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"
Dirty Hansen by wacklers April 2, 2015

Dirty Hansaja 

When an indian guy pretends hes black to gain social standing among his peers.
Oh Frank isnt really black, hes pulling a dirty hansaja
Dirty Hansaja by You are not E June 30, 2024

Dirty Chris Hanson 

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

Dirty Evan Hansen 

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

dirtyhannah 

a person who enjoys eating cheezits so much that they are sexually attracted to them and will occasionally master bate with them while looking at the picture of a cheezit on the box
last night i pulled a mad dirtyhannah dude and now i’m all salty down there
dirtyhannah by karen’s van April 15, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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