A rare chick that will scream for cookies at 5 am and believes cuddling should be mandatory. Don't piss her off because she'll use her charming demonic powers to turn you into a crazy cat lady!!
Man this bitch just pulled an dirty Elisia I gotpussy everywhere.
When a sexy, broad shouldered, beer drinking female bear claws a cigarette to decompress from the pressure of her privileged suburban life.
After hearing the borders were closed and the trip was canceled the college girl publicly committed the act of the dirty Elisabeth. Onlookers were compelled to turn away.
When ur getting fucked by a ginger using Ranch for lube and he pulls out and shoved it in your mouth leaving you dripping Ranch and Cum from your mouth hole....
When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.