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Dirty elisa 

The act of masterbating very loudly in a public area with the hope someone will join in randomly
-do you see that girl over there I think she’s doing the dirty elisa, I might it join her
Dirty elisa by Tra$hM@n April 14, 2020

Dirty Elisia 

A rare chick that will scream for cookies at 5 am and believes cuddling should be mandatory. Don't piss her off because she'll use her charming demonic powers to turn you into a crazy cat lady!!
Man this bitch just pulled an dirty Elisia I got pussy everywhere.
Dirty Elisia by Di@mondThot June 4, 2020

dirty elisabeth

When a sexy, broad shouldered, beer drinking female bear claws a cigarette to decompress from the pressure of her privileged suburban life.
After hearing the borders were closed and the trip was canceled the college girl publicly committed the act of the dirty Elisabeth. Onlookers were compelled to turn away.

Dirty Elisha 

When ur getting fucked by a ginger using Ranch for lube and he pulls out and shoved it in your mouth leaving you dripping Ranch and Cum from your mouth hole....
That ginger just gave her the dirty Elisha
Dirty Elisha by The Dirty Ginge September 8, 2018

Dirty elisha 

Whenever you shit on the bed and lick it up and throw it on your head and then stick your head up your boyfriends bum and then say “that’s radical”
Friend: bro you just did a dirty Elisha

Other friend: I know right!

Dirty Elyssa 

When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.
I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.
Dirty Elyssa by 8461947 March 6, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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