When you’re cheating on your girlfriend with a side hoe and are caught. But instead of getting angry, your main jumps in and steals your side because she can eat pussy better than you.
My main piece pulled a dirty deana. Now I’m sitting here alone wishing I had at least taken notes when my main stole my side piece with her superior pussy licking skills.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'