A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.
Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.
Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.
Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
by dotpxl November 25, 2012
An initiation rite practiced by some fraternal organizations. Pledges of the organization surround a cookie, masturbate furiously and ejaculate on the cookie. The last one to ejaculate then is required to eat the cookie.
by BFish December 10, 2002
by mrs squarrell March 3, 2004
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
by Mr McG September 23, 2021
The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018
A dirty cookie is made when you cum inside a females ass, she then shits out the cum/poop mixture onto a baking sheet. next bake at 350 for 14 minutes and there you go
by ogmudbone444 March 14, 2022