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dirty bus 

when you sex in an empty bus and leave cum and poop on the seat.
when Jake and Jan went across America they left a dirty bus in every state.
dirty bus by Mr Nasty says October 24, 2020
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Dirty Bus Driver 

A non-sexual choke performed by an older woman to discipline a male. Although there is no sexual tension involved, the male orgasms in his pants.
She was scolding tommy for cursing but it turned into a classic dirty bus driver.

Dirty Bus Driver 

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.
Dirty Bus Driver by Felix 35 March 1, 2009

Dirty Bus Driver Hands 

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy

Dirty Bus Top 

Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)
"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy

Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver 

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
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