dirty brenden 

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.

Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"

dirty brenden by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

Dirty Brennen

The Act of ejaculating into a bowl and then lapping it up like a dog

Man did you see that video of Biden doing the Dirty Brennen

Dirty Brennen by JizzyJazzyCum September 6, 2021

Dirty Brendon 

When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.

She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!

Dirty Brendon by aqifkaperdoni May 11, 2020

Dirty Brendan 

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

Dirty Brendan by Dirtyone January 8, 2019

Dirty Brendon 

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

Dirty Brendon by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

Dirty Brendon 

A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes

See that guy he's a dirty Brendon

Dirty Brendon by anonymous August 5, 2021

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

Dirty Branden by Spark218 March 1, 2020