dirty birthday
On Harry's Dirty Birthday, we're going to break into his apartment and dirty up the place a bit for him.
dirty birthday by D-D-D-Dirty May 13, 2008
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dirty birthday liar
Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!
5 minutes later
Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Grandma: Today!
5 minutes later
Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
dirty birthday liar by Rachel Morgan: Vampire Slayer September 29, 2010
dirty birthday clown
When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
dirty birthday clown by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
birthday dirty
(Adj.) A personal description related to the whorish or slutty acts willing to be performed for one's partner only on their birthday, birthday-only acts being more extreme than everyday acts.
1. Your mom is beyond nasty - she's birthday dirty. She frightened me a little last night...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...
birthday dirty by The Basement Office May 7, 2010
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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