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dirty april

The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.
Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.
dirty april by Doriangrey73 September 30, 2017

April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day 

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

Dirty Apricot 

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.
“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot

Dirty Arild 

When you sleep with two girls within 24 hours, but none of your friends give you props for it. The lack of props can be due to many things, such as low standars, one or more of the girls being your friend's ex, high possibility of STD's or just simply because one or more of them used you to get revenge on someone else.
1 "My friend slept with two girls in one day"
2 "Wow, you must be proud of him"
1 "No, it was really just a Dirty Arild"
Dirty Arild by Fettsnærk April 21, 2020

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026