When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.
Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her father Jose; it's a sight I'll never forget.
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A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.
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I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
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