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dirty Russell 

The act of taking a shit in a blender and putting in in lasagna and giving it to people
Hey man my sister Maria was really sick yesterday after seeing you, I know man I gave her a dirty Russell
dirty Russell by sanduskys locker August 20, 2016

Dirty Rossell 

When a woman who makes at least three times more money than her partner demands to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. When she is done, she rubs the dildo on his lips, giving the impression that he is wearing chocolate flavored lip gloss.
Jim came home late from the 49er game and his wife was so pissed that she gave him a dirty rossell.
Dirty Rossell by JCarino October 4, 2006

Dirty Russel 

When a guy is so mentally challenged the only girl he can get is his hand
Bro did you see that dirty russel over there?
Dirty Russel by MeeepMorp October 28, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026