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dirtified
dirtified by partyboy321 July 6, 2021
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Dignified Delinquent
Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.
Dignified Delinquent by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020
dorified
Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.
"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"
dorified by Abi Webster February 9, 2005
dirtied cloth
A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
Dignified Doormat
A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.
First Lady Laura Bush.
Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.