English slang for grandmother. One may swear upon their Marjes Marj or other such spoken language to dictate their innocence. You might be asked to: “Suck your Marjes Marj” usually spoken as a symbol of objection.
Richard: The doctor told me I have a week to live
William: Suck your Marjes Marj
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."