Daniel M. Johnson otherwise known as, DJ Drastic or The Untouchable DJ Drastic is a Hispanic American entertainer and entrepreneur, originally from New York, United States of America.
"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."
John meets his girlfriend Jen and hugs her.
John: Hi baby! I missed you!
Jen: Babe i missed you too!
HUG
John's best friend Sam who is also around hugs them both and wants to say "group hug" but says "Threesome".
Jen: you just killed it .Killed it.
John(Dissappointed): derptastic dude.