dirt money 

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.

Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.

dirt money by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008

dirt bike money 

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.

Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.

dirt bike money by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021

dirtboney 

The act of inserting the penis into the anus, then removing and initiating traditional intercourse.

Man, I totally gave Amy a dirtboney last night. I accidentally hit the wrong hole, but just recovered and acted like nothing happen.

dirtboney by AverijJoe September 15, 2009

dirtmonkey 

A person that is made for doing dirt and not much else.

Anton Chigurh is a dirtmonkey in No Country for Old Men.

dirtmonkey by robespierre March 11, 2008