dipped in shit 

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

dipped in shit by Libertine October 3, 2005

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts 

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts by SwankBank June 7, 2018

I'll be dipped in shit 

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

I'll be dipped in shit by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill be dipped in shit by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit ! 

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.

Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

I"ll Be Dipped In Shit ! by troubledemon December 4, 2009

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log 

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005