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More than one penis; multiple dicks. The first person to use the word was a man named Congo, who had two wieners. He pulled down his pants one day and exclaimed he had two dicks, but due to his accent it came out as "diox".
Did you see all of his diox?

Dang dude, pissing with diox is hard!
diox by Edrease December 24, 2008
Words you can keep
Having more than one penis; multiple dicks. People with the condition usually have two dicks.
Damn mates my girlfriend really digs my diox!
Diox by Edrease November 30, 2007
DIOX,
(Formerly known as having two dicks) has fortunately, in recent years, found a new way to be defined.

DIOX, by definition, has merged from its original two dicks, into one big dick. That Dick (Aka artist) goes by the Name of Philip DIOX. Thankfully, with both his name and the title of his debut album “the Double Dealing DIOX” (to be released on 12/22/2022), he continues to pay respects to the heritage of the name and it’s previous definition.
Yo did you hear the new Diox? Yeah bro, anytime that Diox comes out I gotta open up both my ears and take it in.
Diox by DoubleDDiox June 2, 2022
More than one penis; multiple dicks. The first person to use the word was a man named Congo, who had two wieners. He pulled down his pants one day and exclaimed he had two dicks, but due to his accent it came out as "diox".
Did you see all of Jones' diox?

Dang dude, pissing with diox is hard!
Diox by Edrease December 15, 2008

Tungsten Dioxide 

what to say when you want to say OwO around a group of non-degenerates
teacher: so today, we're going to be talking about the battle of the bulge. You: Tungsten Dioxide
Tungsten Dioxide by thefurmaster March 17, 2019

Tungsten dioxide 

Only true intellectuals will understand this.
So, when using Tungsten dioxide make sure to actually know what it means and don't expect us, intellectuals to tell you.
Intellectual: Tungsten dioxide, What's this?
Dum dum: Wtf??
Tungsten dioxide by not alisha January 5, 2019

monohydrogen dioxide 

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.
Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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