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Person who can't drive, but thinks he can. He often boasts about his incredible driving skills (to people on the Internet), then does something stupid like drifts his car into a telegraph pole (with all his mates in the car, no less).
"Man, that guy drives a shitbox and thinks it's the hottest thing on four wheels. He can't drive for shit, has numerous infringements, and thinks he's a champion drifter. He's such a Dioxide."
Dioxide by OCAU-Member April 23, 2004
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v. dioxided, dioxiding

1.To show off with no skill
2.To unsuccessfully perform a dangerous vehicle manouver in public
3.To boast about nonexistant driving skills
He dioxided and collided into the underground bondage bar;
John was dioxiding when his car was impounded;
Larry is such a dioxide.
dioxide by OCAU April 23, 2004

Tungsten Dioxide 

what to say when you want to say OwO around a group of non-degenerates
teacher: so today, we're going to be talking about the battle of the bulge. You: Tungsten Dioxide
Tungsten Dioxide by thefurmaster March 17, 2019

Tungsten dioxide 

Only true intellectuals will understand this.
So, when using Tungsten dioxide make sure to actually know what it means and don't expect us, intellectuals to tell you.
Intellectual: Tungsten dioxide, What's this?
Dum dum: Wtf??
Tungsten dioxide by not alisha January 5, 2019

monohydrogen dioxide 

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.
Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!

cabron dioxide 

hey La Tanya! why you pumped that cabron dioxide to our street, ho? You know Malone's gonna get him soon..
cabron dioxide by kelamist November 28, 2018

carbon dioxide 

A gas which have a chemical symbol of CO2.It is a mixture of 1 carbon element and 2 oxygen element.It is present in the Earth's atmosphere at a low concentration of approximately 0.038% and is an important greenhouse gas. In its solid state, it is called dry ice. It is a major component of the carbon cycle.Produced in the process of burning.It is also a global warming gases or greenhouse gases which cause global warming(the rise of global temperature).
Carbon dioxide is produced in the process of burning & living things respiration.It is produced everyday.
carbon dioxide by Wei Chong June 13, 2007
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