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Person who can't drive, but thinks he can. He often boasts about his incredible driving skills (to people on the Internet), then does something stupid like drifts his car into a telegraph pole (with all his mates in the car, no less).
"Man, that guy drives a shitbox and thinks it's the hottest thing on four wheels. He can't drive for shit, has numerous infringements, and thinks he's a champion drifter. He's such a Dioxide."
Dioxide by OCAU-Member April 23, 2004
Words you can keep
v. dioxided, dioxiding

1.To show off with no skill
2.To unsuccessfully perform a dangerous vehicle manouver in public
3.To boast about nonexistant driving skills
He dioxided and collided into the underground bondage bar;
John was dioxiding when his car was impounded;
Larry is such a dioxide.
dioxide by OCAU April 23, 2004

Tungsten Dioxide 

what to say when you want to say OwO around a group of non-degenerates
teacher: so today, we're going to be talking about the battle of the bulge. You: Tungsten Dioxide
Tungsten Dioxide by thefurmaster March 17, 2019

Tungsten dioxide 

Only true intellectuals will understand this.
So, when using Tungsten dioxide make sure to actually know what it means and don't expect us, intellectuals to tell you.
Intellectual: Tungsten dioxide, What's this?
Dum dum: Wtf??
Tungsten dioxide by not alisha January 5, 2019

monohydrogen dioxide 

What retards think water is. Water is actually dihydrogen monoxide (H2O). Monohydrogen dioxide is hydroxic acid.
Yo, check out my favorite rapper Vanilla Ice drinking a bottle of monohydrogen dioxide!

cabron dioxide 

hey La Tanya! why you pumped that cabron dioxide to our street, ho? You know Malone's gonna get him soon..
cabron dioxide by kelamist November 28, 2018

carbon dioxide 

A gas which have a chemical symbol of CO2.It is a mixture of 1 carbon element and 2 oxygen element.It is present in the Earth's atmosphere at a low concentration of approximately 0.038% and is an important greenhouse gas. In its solid state, it is called dry ice. It is a major component of the carbon cycle.Produced in the process of burning.It is also a global warming gases or greenhouse gases which cause global warming(the rise of global temperature).
Carbon dioxide is produced in the process of burning & living things respiration.It is produced everyday.
carbon dioxide by Wei Chong June 13, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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