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dinosaur train 

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
dinosaur train by Grrryn April 9, 2021
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dinosaur train 

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
dinosaur train by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🀱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🀩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching πŸ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🀩🀩
One by one her kids popped free πŸ‘Ά
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🀩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🀏 SHINY πŸ’Ž AND DON πŸ™„
But tiny said WAIT βœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size πŸ₯΄
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes πŸ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€”πŸ€”
But dear old πŸ§“ mrs. pterandon said πŸ—£
This is your family πŸ‘ͺ and im your mom 🀰 we may be different πŸ˜” but we're all creatures πŸ¦– all dinosaurs have different features 🀩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION πŸš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE β˜€ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🀩

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the β€œDinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026