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dinosaur train 

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
dinosaur train by Grrryn April 9, 2021
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dinosaur train 

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
dinosaur train by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜

Once upon a time there was a mom ๐Ÿคฑ
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon ๐Ÿคฉ
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching ๐Ÿ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
One by one her kids popped free ๐Ÿ‘ถ
Baby pteranodons, 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿคฉ
ILL NAME YOU TINY ๐Ÿค SHINY ๐Ÿ’Ž AND DON ๐Ÿ™„
But tiny said WAIT โœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
The last little baby was a different size ๐Ÿฅด
With teeth ๐Ÿฆท a tail ๐Ÿˆ and big green eyes ๐Ÿ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
But dear old ๐Ÿง“ mrs. pterandon said ๐Ÿ—ฃ
This is your family ๐Ÿ‘ช and im your mom ๐Ÿคฐ we may be different ๐Ÿ˜” but we're all creatures ๐Ÿฆ– all dinosaurs have different features ๐Ÿคฉ
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION ๐Ÿ˜ผ
ILL GET US A TICKET ๐ŸŽŸ AT PTERANDON STATION ๐Ÿš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD ๐ŸŒŽ IN SUNSHINE โ˜€ AND RAIN ๐ŸŒง
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE ๐Ÿคฉ

DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
WE'RE GONNA RIDE ๐Ÿ˜ (ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜ ride ๐Ÿ˜)
THE DINOSAUR ๐Ÿฆ– TRAIN ๐Ÿ˜
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the โ€œDinosaur Train v. MSNBCโ€ choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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