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dinosaur train 

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
dinosaur train by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🀱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🀩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching πŸ™‰
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🀩🀩
One by one her kids popped free πŸ‘Ά
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🀩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🀏 SHINY πŸ’Ž AND DON πŸ™„
But tiny said WAIT βœ‹ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size πŸ₯΄
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes πŸ‘
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€”πŸ€”
But dear old πŸ§“ mrs. pterandon said πŸ—£
This is your family πŸ‘ͺ and im your mom 🀰 we may be different πŸ˜” but we're all creatures πŸ¦– all dinosaurs have different features 🀩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION πŸš‰
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE β˜€ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🀩

DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR πŸ¦– TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC 

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the β€œDinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!
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