A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
by Grrryn April 09, 2021
In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.
When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?
Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
by aarghh c coom arghh August 09, 2020
Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 04, 2019