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dinklefink 

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man
We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!
dinklefink by chula123 July 14, 2011
Words you can keep

Dinglebinky 

1. (N) A round, furry creature. Typically wild and crazy.

2. (N) A word used in replace of a swear.
1. Boy: What was that!?
Girl: I think it was Mike Wazowski!
Boy: No it wasn't, you friggin dong! That was a wild Dinglebinky!

2. Holy Dinglebinky!
Dinglebinky by dinglebinky August 18, 2018

dinklefuck 

An adjective used to describe someone that needs to be made fun of. It can be used in almost any case or scenario. As long as someone is there to be made fun of "dinklefuck" can be the word for you.
Casey, you are such a dinklefuck.
dinklefuck by BonayyNayNemoko July 31, 2011

tinklefinkler 

The stick used by Cheerios mascot Buzz, usually covered in honey and maraca shaped
My friend got me a tinklefinkler for Christmas.
tinklefinkler by Brbrhehr March 16, 2023

distlefink 

The good-luck bird (actually a stylized version of the goldfinch) of the Pennsylvania Germans, frequently painted on barns as a symbol of good luck and happiness. Derived from "Distelfink", Pennsylvania Dutch for "thistlefinch", or goldfinch.
Early German settlers in Pennsylvania thought of the distlefink, or goldfinch, as the bird of happiness and good luck for all.
distlefink by tstadler August 22, 2008

Dinglefinger 

When you grab a chicks ass and a finger gets to crack happy.
That chicks ass is so nice i wouldnt mind catching a dinglefinger...
Dinglefinger by Cosh Jalkins March 7, 2011

dinkletinks 

1. A close aquintance, used in an exclamatory way.
2. A bartender
3. An employee at starbucks
4. An anus.
5. Any species of otter.
6. Three men who ride to work together becuase they can't afford a car.
7. A penis
1. My dinkletinks
2. Dinkletinks give me a beer!
3. Dinkletinks my coffee diesn't have room for cream.
4. I love poking around with your dinkletinks.
5. That dinkletinks swims quite gracefully for such a filthy water vermin.
6. Look at those dinkletinks smooshed together like a buncha' gay-wads.
7. Do you want me to put my dinkletinks up in your dinkletinks?
dinkletinks by dinks October 17, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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