2 definitions by Sergeant Chapstick
Summer camp for Canadian air cadets in Greenwood, Nova Scotia. There, walking on what patchy grass they have is roughly equivalent to high treason, and the prescience of a large asphalt Tarmac right next to the camp makes the temperature always seem about 20 degrees hotter than the devil's ass-crack. Place of extensive hedonism and lechery, and home to an apocalyptic number of enormous grasshoppers.
Greenwood CTC is home to beautiful women, gorgeous sunsets, and the biggest grass*hoppers this side of Missouri!
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
*Disclaimer- Grass as an entity does not, under normal circumstances, grow or exist in any form at Greenwood. However, "dirthoppers" is not a word.
by Sergeant Chapstick July 28, 2018
by Sergeant Chapstick July 30, 2018