dink touch 

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

dink touch by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

dink touch boner poke 

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

dink touch boner poke by crazy case May 20, 2008

dink toucher 

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

dink toucher by Pollup December 25, 2007

dink toucher 

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

dink toucher by Timmay September 29, 2007

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

dinktoucher by Timmay January 16, 2005

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

dicktouch by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004

Dinktouch

A dinktouch is someone who likes to walk around, and fondle the crotch of another being. Dinktoucher's must be male, but they can touch the crotch of a shemale, as well as a male.

You're a fucking dinktouch. Gtfo.

Dinktouch by Jbirrd January 13, 2009