Dinktouch

A dinktouch is someone who likes to walk around, and fondle the crotch of another being. Dinktoucher's must be male, but they can touch the crotch of a shemale, as well as a male.

You're a fucking dinktouch. Gtfo.

by Jbirrd January 13, 2009

dink touch

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 16, 2005