Dinglesnort

Everlee

Everlee your an dinglesnort

by Emmy wemy August 13, 2022

dinglesnort

A person of high annoyance and particularly dumb, or dumb looking.

Oh my god somebody parked their in the middle of the drive way they are such a dinglesnort

by anonymous August 13, 2022

danglesnoot

An activity whereby a man rests his testicles at the very bottom of one's nose near the nostrils, with his penis hanging above the lips and/or chin (depending upon its length), in which the man proceeds to swivel his hips, thereby causing the penis to swing back and forth upon the person's face. Similar to the Roman mask or Roman helmet, except a swinging movement is involved.

He really upset me, so I crept up behind him while he was sleeping and surprised him with a danglesnoot.

by Chips O'Toole August 7, 2006

dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.

The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dinglenorb

A person who acts goofy or foolish.

"I rode around the mall with a go-kart, I got kicked out..."
"You are such a dinglenorb."

by Villuso July 4, 2022

Dinglesnot

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

by fonzy182 September 7, 2009