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dinglesnort

A person of high annoyance and particularly dumb, or dumb looking.
Oh my god somebody parked their in the middle of the drive way they are such a dinglesnort
dinglesnort by anonymous August 13, 2022

danglesnoot 

An activity whereby a man rests his testicles at the very bottom of one's nose near the nostrils, with his penis hanging above the lips and/or chin (depending upon its length), in which the man proceeds to swivel his hips, thereby causing the penis to swing back and forth upon the person's face. Similar to the Roman mask or Roman helmet, except a swinging movement is involved.
He really upset me, so I crept up behind him while he was sleeping and surprised him with a danglesnoot.
danglesnoot by Chips O'Toole August 7, 2006

dinglesoft 

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dinglesnarf 

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.
The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.
Dinglesnarf by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

Dinglenorb 

A person who acts goofy or foolish.
"I rode around the mall with a go-kart, I got kicked out..."
"You are such a dinglenorb."
Dinglenorb by Villuso July 4, 2022

Dinglesnot 

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.
As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.
Dinglesnot by fonzy182 September 7, 2009
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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