Dinglesnot 

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

Dinglesnot by fonzy182 September 7, 2009

dinglesnot 

a hoebag from Australia, none the less named felicity.

that dinglesnot owes me change!

dinglesnot by Anonymous October 27, 2003

dinglestone 

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.

1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.

dinglestone by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

Quantavious Dinglebottem by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

Dingleshnitz 

Idiot or moron

I yelled at my friend who was sticking pencils up his nose, “quit being such a dingleshnitz!”

Dingleshnitz by Itzacekret March 16, 2021

DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

DingleRoot by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

dinglenut 

an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the UD definition of dinglenuts.)

He is so silly! What a dinglenut!

dinglenut by ljs77 May 10, 2011