To grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. Like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.
Person1: "Did you hear about the fight today?"
Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."
Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."
by Reco Enslava February 20, 2009
Get the delwonk mug.Pounding of someone's face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. Usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.
Ben: Dude! Did you hear Balbs got delwonked?
Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?
Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.
Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?
Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.
by Legen February 10, 2009
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The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.
Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.
by Ben and Gary's Ice Cream February 20, 2009
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by delonk October 15, 2008
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A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.
A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.
A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.
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